It’s hard to believe that my first year of business school is just about over.
There’s one final left on Thursday morning, and then a quick trip to the airport to make my flight in preparation for my first day of summer internship work Friday morning.
But now it’s time for work again (and hopefully some fun too), so I’m trying to get my rules straight for the next couple of months
Rule 1 – Go back to shaving regularly
Rule 2 – Start wearing pants again
Rule 3 – Remember, good consultants try not to swear at the clients
Rule 4 – As the only GSB intern at your office, try to dispel the quant-nerd rep. As such, forget all the math you know and focus on buying people shots
Rule 5 – Try to get excited about your first consulting assignment. Remember that this is what you wanted, even if it is reorganizing a cardboard box factory in Saskatchewan.
Rule 6 – This isn’t class, so when you participate in a discussion, you really should try to make a valid and relevant point
Rule 7 – Do not, under any circumstances, say ‘That’s what she said,’ regardless of how appropriate the scenario
Rule 8 – No more falling asleep in meetings or presentations…it’s not like this is Investments class
Rule 9 – No one here saw you at Spring Fling or Winter Formal, so you’ve got a clean slate to work with
Rule 10 – Enjoy the paycheck
2 comments:
Go Jared! Consult like the best of them and congrats on finishing your first year,
Topy
Hey Jared, I found your site because of the Jeopardy thing. I just wanted to tell you that you're effing hilarious, and I will be reading your blog for more! Keep it real, dude!
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